If People Used "Break-Up Lines" Instead Of "Pick-Up Lines," What Would They Be?

These are hilarious!

September 9, 2020
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This had me cracking up! Someone on Reddit asked:  "If instead of terrible pick up lines, people used terrible break up lines, what would  those be?  Some of the lines are excellent and I had to share a few of my favorite ones:

 

1.  "It's time we cancel our gym membership, because we're not working out anymore."

2.  "Are we tectonic plates?  Because we're drifting apart."

3.  "Our relationship is like my financial status:  Broke." 

4.  "I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting right now, I'm going to give it a try."

5.  "Are you in a tunnel?  Because we're breaking up."  

 

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